So.Very.Sarah

21 Nov 2009

I just can't help myself.

lickystickypickyme:

Please don’t hate to hard on me. It just cracked me up:

Take the vampirism from this movie and all you’re left with is Ike and Tina right before Tina refuses to eat the cake. Edward stomps, broods, sneers and snidely tells his love interest to fuck off, but that’s just the forbidden fruit angle Bella needs to stand around like a dumbass waiting for her stalker/boyfriend to confess his love/violent lust for her tasty blood. He’ll confess a few MURDERS while he’s at it. Bella sees his murderous lust and raises him a dead-eyed vacant stare and the flippant assurance that he’d never hurt her. This entire movie is one black-eyed-teen away from being a PSA from 1989.


EDWARD CULLEN
I’ve killed people before.

ISABELLA SWAN
It does not matter.

EDWARD CULLEN
I wanted to kill you at first. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much, before.

ISABELLA SWAN
I trust you.

Any girl with the self-esteem of a shoe would call it a day right there. And the next time an intern with a violent boyfriend hobbles into the office on a broken leg with a cockamamie story about falling down the stairs, then out the window, we’re going to believe her. Thanks, Twilight.

died laughing just now….

i watch the movies too…but i’m glad someone else sees this side of it.

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20 Nov 2009

yousoldtheworld: shiiiiiit. LOL i almost completely made a fool of myself laughing at this…at work.

yousoldtheworld:

shiiiiiit.

LOL

i almost completely made a fool of myself laughing at this…at work.

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20 Nov 2009

releasethebats: Now listen, I know some people don’t like Egg Nog, but I DO. Deal with it. It’s soooo damn good. If you want to be my friend, Southern Comfort = way to my heart (red carton only).  <3 o…my god. southern comfort and egg nog + anyone to drink it with me and actually like it = friend fo life. i’m glad i’m not the only one who likes egg nog.

releasethebats:

Now listen, I know some people don’t like Egg Nog, but I DO. Deal with it. It’s soooo damn good. If you want to be my friend, Southern Comfort = way to my heart (red carton only).  <3

o…my god. southern comfort and egg nog + anyone to drink it with me and actually like it = friend fo life.

i’m glad i’m not the only one who likes egg nog.

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19 Nov 2009

I want to see "Nine". Like now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5_lzags3I

19 Nov 2009

what is this news that there will be no more Oprah in 2 years....

what what?

I’m bothered that i’m bothered by this news..

19 Nov 2009

(via kaytee)

(via kaytee)

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19 Nov 2009

HEY SARAH!!!

alabibecia:

http://notalwaysright.com/

Enjoy buddy!

THANKS!! So I’m real sure I will be spreading this around my office.

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19 Nov 2009

“Ok, on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed off is he?”
— Thank you “Parks and Rec”

19 Nov 2009

lickystickypickyme: The Leaf House, a tropical beach house was designed by Mareines + Patalano Arquitetura is located in Angra dos Reis, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. The Leaf House was inspired by Brazil’s Indian architecture.The roof acts as a big leaf that protects from the hot sun all the enclosed spaces of the house, such as the verandas and the in-between open spaces.Rain water is harvested from the roof for re-use. With its natural finishes, organic aesthetics and richness of details, the house is in harmony with the exuberant Brazilian nature. source

lickystickypickyme:

The Leaf House, a tropical beach house was designed by Mareines + Patalano Arquitetura is located in Angra dos Reis, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. The Leaf House was inspired by Brazil’s Indian architecture.

The roof acts as a big leaf that protects from the hot sun all the enclosed spaces of the house, such as the verandas and the in-between open spaces.

Rain water is harvested from the roof for re-use. With its natural finishes, organic aesthetics and richness of details, the house is in harmony with the exuberant Brazilian nature.

source

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19 Nov 2009

alabibecia: youcankeepthechange: dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Like Watching Degrassi Hey you! Come sit down, I was just about to see what’s on TV. Oh look! Degrassi’s on! Oh my god, it’s a marathon. Awesome. Wait, why are you getting up? Where are you going? What do you mean you don’t like Degrassi?! Do you also dislike free samples and Mexican beer?! Yeah, I get that we were both in high school a long time ago. So what? Well, of course the writing and acting are awful! I don’t think you get it. It would be really hard to laugh at how ridiculous the plots and characters are if I actually identified with them. Look, instead of arguing with me, why don’t you just leave? The episode where Spinner gets shot is on and I want to watch it in peace. A stone cold serious Guest Dealbreaker written by Erika. Serious like you don’t even know. Like a heart attack. Agreed. Plus, this cast is the best&#8230;new cast I&#8217;m not feelin so much. :(

alabibecia:

youcankeepthechange:

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Like Watching Degrassi

Hey you! Come sit down, I was just about to see what’s on TV. Oh look! Degrassi’s on! Oh my god, it’s a marathon. Awesome. Wait, why are you getting up? Where are you going? What do you mean you don’t like Degrassi?! Do you also dislike free samples and Mexican beer?! Yeah, I get that we were both in high school a long time ago. So what? Well, of course the writing and acting are awful! I don’t think you get it. It would be really hard to laugh at how ridiculous the plots and characters are if I actually identified with them. Look, instead of arguing with me, why don’t you just leave? The episode where Spinner gets shot is on and I want to watch it in peace.

A stone cold serious Guest Dealbreaker written by Erika.

Serious like you don’t even know.

Like a heart attack.

Agreed. Plus, this cast is the best…new cast I’m not feelin so much. :(

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